Thursday, April 23, 2009

Top o' the morning

I have scoured my usual news sources and I have found nothing of value to talk about. The day I have time to actually sit and blog is the day that nothing is happening. Pelosi? Obama? Uncle Teddy? You all disappoint me, and not for the normal reasons. I suppose if I these three offer me no blog fodder than they are also not destroying America.....for today that is.

There is the usual, Pelosi had knowledge of illegal NSA wiretapping of Rep. Jane Harman. Obama has a plan in the works that could criminalize hand loading of your firearms, as well as building your own firearms (get those AR's built people!), and Uncle Teddy (that is our favorite drunk driver from Massachusetts) has come out in full support of Obama's plan to have paid volunteer work, through AmeriCorp, for those who are unemployed; their paychecks are taxpayer funded of course. The upside to this is that you get the satisfaction of knowing that you are helping out millions of other people with your hard earned dollars. What's that? You are struggling to make ends meet? You don't think that you should have to spend your hard earned dollars to bail someone else out....again? Well Vice President Biden thinks that you are unpatriotic. You must be one of those right-wing extremists they were talking about. As soon as Gitmo closes you are headed right to the new prison in Pennsylvania (say thank you Rep. Murtha), but don't worry you will not be waterboarded, you will have to watch an endless loop of Obama speeches...and volunteer with AmeriCorp, which you will be driven to by Uncle Teddy.

Ah yes, America, Land that I love....I won't go any further, that phrase may have piqued the interest of some folks in black suits because according to this administration I may just be a right wing extremist (aka domestic terrorist). Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go (but I will not be saluting my flag, or performing any other patriotic activities...wink wink)

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